It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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