"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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