If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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