you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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