when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
two words...techno handjob
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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