who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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