wanna go halves on a baby?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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