every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm having to shit out rocks
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