the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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