Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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