just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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