I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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