Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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