Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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