Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
