Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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