I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
