Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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