Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize