I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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