Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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