She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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