I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Quick, to the slutcave!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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