THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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