You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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