theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
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if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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