Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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