therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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