I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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