you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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