I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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