Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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