it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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