You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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