Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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