im gay
i know
yea but for you.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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