i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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