People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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