Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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