how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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