There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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