oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Randomize
