apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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