I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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