I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
