THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
