We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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