its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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