Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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