I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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