Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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