This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Just pee around me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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