Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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