check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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