I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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