he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Did you just see the Batmobile???
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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